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After a friend in college tried a Tayto chocolate bar he got from Mace.

"Aah!! It's like a traveler took a shit in my mouth!"
Overheard by: '' | April 23, 2013 | 1 Comment
Location: Mayor square
Under: Overheard in Dublin
Two Irish lads boarding an early flight, still drunk from the night before: 'Will we get in the front or the back?' 'Are ya mad? Have you ever heard of a plane reversing into a mountain?!'
Overheard by: 'Kate' | April 10, 2013 | No Comment
Location: Airport
Under: Overheard in Dublin
Group of teenagers walking down the stairs to the street. "I swear to God, lads, Taylor Swift just got onto a Dart!"
Overheard by: '' | April 10, 2013 | No Comment
Location: Pearse St. Station
Under: Overheard in Dublin
Talking to my Irish grandmother the other day about pets. I asked her if she was to have a cat or a dog in the house, what would you have and why. She replied "Ah, I think I'd have to have a dog because you see, cats get in the microwave!"
Overheard by: '' | April 10, 2013 | 1 Comment
Under: Overheard in Dublin
My Father asked my 4 year old son to recite the alphabet backwards. Expecting him to start with the letter Z. Instead my son turned his back on my father and recited the aplhabet A to Z
Overheard by: 'Cara' | April 10, 2013 | No Comment
Location: Kerry
Under: Overheard in Dublin
Hadn't been back in Dublin in ages as I live in UK now but some things never change. Got off the Luas at abbey at, a guy and girl walking behind me pure scangers.

Guy: "Jaysus what happened?"
Girl: "My Da came down the gaff and bet me up so I called the gaurds. They came down then bet my Da up and took him away. So I went and bailed him out cus ya know I felt it was my fault n all."
Overheard by: 'Bubbles32' | April 10, 2013 | No Comment
Location: Abbey St Dublin
Under: Overheard in Dublin
Commenting on the match, one patron not to happy with Connor Sammon shouted..."I thought Sammons could leap"
Overheard by: '' | April 10, 2013 | No Comment
Location: Aviva
Under: Overheard in Dublin
'I was sexting her last night, but I didn't ask her for a ride...obviously'
Overheard by: 'H' | April 10, 2013 | No Comment
Location: Subway - Cherrywood
Under: Overheard in Dublin
Pensioner on walking stick, very slowly making his way up Grafton Street, he was near the top end, and when approached (presumably for the 3rd or 4th time!) by a schoolboy who was collecting for charity he bawks and utters: "ara would youse all ever f**k off and leave me alone".
Overheard by: 'BHD' | April 10, 2013 | No Comment
Location: Grafton Street
Under: Overheard in Dublin
Was on my unicycle down from Maynooth train station when the pedal broke. I got off and walked the rest of the way. Half way down there was this bunch of scobies drinking. One of them shouts "Here, gis a shot of your bike!" I replied "Its missing a pedal." And the scobie shouts "its missing a fucking wheel!"
Overheard by: 'Anon' | March 13, 2013 | No Comment
Location: Maynooth
Under: Overheard in Dublin

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