At the deli
Standing at the Deli counter in Spar on Capel Street, two young lads were in front of me chatting away. One of the lads turns to the other and says "what are ya havin?"
The other lad without hesitation says:
"Your oul wan!..on a roll"
Overheard by Paul McMahon, Spar - Capel Street
Posted on Thursday, 28th May 2009
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Taximam
At an 18 year old's birthday celebration... We had gone to a mates house after the pub for a few more drinks and we were all pretty locked. As the friends house was miles out of our way the birthday girl decides to call a taxi, accidentally in her drunken state she rings her parents house:
Birthday girl "Hello, can we get a taxi please?"
Her Mum "Mary - is that you?"
Birthday girl "Yeah....whose dah? how do ya know me name?"
Her Mum "Mary this is your mam."
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Birthday girl (still thinking she called the rank): "What are you doin there Ma??"
Overheard by ec, Outskirts of the city
Posted on Tuesday, 26th May 2009
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Recession BUSting
Was on the 150 bus at christchurch the other day were there was 3 shams taking their time to cross the road (you know the type, smokes in there ear, tracksuit bottoms tucked into the stockins)anyway as the bus was hurdling towards them the driver pops up and shouts 3 for the price of 1, what reccesion???
The whole bus was in hysterics.
Overheard by patrick, 150 bus
Posted on Tuesday, 26th May 2009
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Peace envoy
While walking past one of Dublins unsavoury bars, I overheard three tough lads arguing. While two of these were ready to go head-to-head the third in all his wisdom tried to defuse the situation and said to his pal "Don't hit 'em wit ur fists Tomo, hit em with ur wurds." I immediately thought this guy should join the UN
Overheard by Damien, Dublin City Centre
Posted on Tuesday, 26th May 2009
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Denier?
Guy and girl, both mid-twenties, in a cafe in NUI Maynooth.
Guy: "Saw a great documentary on the Holocaust last night."
Girl: "Hmmm..."
Guy: "Do you even know what the Holocaust was?"
Girl: "Wasn't it the nuclear thing?"
Overheard by robert munnelly, cafe in NUI Maynooth
Posted on Tuesday, 26th May 2009
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Empties!
A lounge girl new on the job and a bit nervous as shes clearing glasses from a table full of old guys. As she is being handed an empty glass from one of the guys
Guy: "Another Deadman"
Lounge girl: "Another Deadman, I'll get it for you now".
Overheard by catherine, Pub in Ballinteer
Posted on Monday, 25th May 2009
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Welcome home
Spent the last month in gorgeous weather in France and last weekend my French exchange student and I touched down in Dublin airport after an extremely bumpy flight. The second we bumped onto the landing strip the windows were hit with the first rain we'd seen in weeks. There was a minute of total silence on the plane until the airhostess came on the intercom in total seriousness and says
"Ladies and gentlemen... (pause and sighs) welcome to dublin"
Overheard by Gemma, Aerlingus flight from Nice
Posted on Thursday, 21st May 2009
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Please sir ..........
At a wedding, just finished the dinner and the servers were going around with seconds. . no takers on our table but one of the lads says to the waiter.. "we're all full mate but there's a bloke over there called oliver says he wants more"
Overheard by jonny, mount wolesly co. carlow
Posted on Wednesday, 20th May 2009
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New parenting methods
Walking up O'Connell St stuck behind a group of three woman with a whole bunch of children around them. The women were fairly hard looking with pink tracksuit bottoms, high ponytail, hoop earings, the works. One of the woman is talking to her friend, holding a boy of about seven by the arm, who is desperately trying to get free. She turns down to the boy, in mid flow of conversation with her friend, screams, "If you don't f**cking stop moving I'll break your bleedin' arm off!" and then just carries on talking to her friend!
Overheard by MG, O\'connell street
Posted on Wednesday, 20th May 2009
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Monday Blues..
First thing in the morning, double science. Junior cert revision yeoooo..
Anyway, biology..human reproduction.
*Teacher* What happens to make babies people?!
*Class* Looks to desk.
*Teacher* Ok, Ok what the first thing we need.
*Student down back* Alcohol.
Class and Teacher crack up..bloody brilliant!!
Overheard by Ginge!!, School
Posted on Tuesday, 19th May 2009
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Mothers kind words
Was walking home from work in Crumlin one afternoon when it was raining as usual. A mother and daughter were walking in front of me.
Daughter: Mam, im gettin wet!!
Mam: Well you should of grabbed an umbrella before u left the house this morning, use your feckin head ya bleedin eejit!!
The daughter was three.
Overheard by Nicole, Crumlin
Posted on Saturday, 16th May 2009
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Recession hits Dublin
You know it is a recession when you see your neighbour washing their own merc....
Overheard by Tommy, observed not heard
Posted on Friday, 15th May 2009
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Taste the value
Was in Dunnes in Tallaght when I seen a lady and her 20 something daughter shopping.
Daughter: "Ma look at these trifles!"
Ma: "Nah, got them last week and they are disgusting, no taste off them at all."
Daughter: "But their half price?"
Ma: "Well give us two there so."
Overheard by Traykool, Dunnes, Tallaght
Posted on Friday, 15th May 2009
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