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Hitler’s Little Secret

Posted by: | May 10, 2012 | No Comment |
A youngster on the Luas describing a gentleman he had met earlier that day: "He had a Hitler moustache. It made him look like a Jew."
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Could only be Ryanair

Posted by: | May 10, 2012 | No Comment |
Air Hostess on Ryanair flight from Dublin to Stansted: "If at any time during our flight you are unhappy with the service, we have 6 exits..."
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How to Stay Awake at Work

Posted by: | May 8, 2012 | No Comment |
Overheard at a meeting in work today: "I've had so much coffee my arse has a heartbeat."
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Yes, I’m a food snob

Posted by: | May 6, 2012 | No Comment |
Overheard in Lidl in Greystones.

Boy: "Mum is that a cucumber?"
Mum: "No, it's a courgette luv"

It was an aubergine
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My mother the catholic

Posted by: | April 26, 2012 | No Comment |
Mother to me and my sister: "I swear these days the Protestants are more Catholics than the Catholics themselves!"
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More rain…..

Posted by: | April 25, 2012 | No Comment |
Overheard in office canteen as torrential rain belts against the window: "wow, that's proper wet rain isn't it!"
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This made me sad…

Posted by: | April 25, 2012 | No Comment |
Sitting in Bewleys on Grafton st I overheard a woman say, quite loudly, "I wish the rain could be my friend!"
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Rain

Posted by: | April 25, 2012 | No Comment |
On the no 123 bus today looking out the window at the torrential rain when the auld fella sitting next to me says: "It's wetter than a squid's lunchbox"

That's one way of putting it
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That does not add up

Posted by: | April 18, 2012 | No Comment |
On the 126, listening to the driver argue with a foreign girl. She'd (accidentally) tried to use an out of date return ticket.

Driver: "You bought this on the sixth. Today's the seventeenth. That's three weeks."

The man who sells you your bus tickets, ladies and gentlemen...
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Overheard an IT guy in the office today: "......as Eamon de Valera once famously said Windows 7 is much better than XP"
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