Welcome to Ireland.......
Middle aged American couple:"......but do you have change of 50 euro????"
Dublin Bus Driver: "For the last time!!!! You bleedin need to have the exact fare.........jaysus!!!!!"
Overheard by Padge, Dublin Airport
Posted on Tuesday, 01st March 2005
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West Brits
Just after the Anthems at the Ireland V engerland game in Landsdown.
The crowd had just sang Ireland's call. Two middle aged knobs were sitting beside me.
Knob 1: "They sang the second one so much better then the first one"
Knob 2: "I think they should scrap that first one all together" (refering to Amhrán na bhFiann)
Me: "You'll never get near Croke Park with talk like that".
Overheard by Bobby_Stills, Landsdown Road
Posted on Wednesday, 02nd March 2005
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Boy Racers
One chav to another: "Lets go downin the go-kartin and pull some handbreaks."
(go karts don't have handbreaks)
Overheard by Tony H, Tallaght
Posted on Wednesday, 02nd March 2005
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More Dublin Bus Misery
Bus Driver to Guy paying bus fare with loads of coppers: "How on earth am I meant to count that?"
Guy: "At least it's real money and it's better than the bus ticket IOU's."
Bus Driver: "Get off my Bus!!!!!"
Overheard by Anonymous, Bus at Dublin Airport
Posted on Wednesday, 02nd March 2005
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We don't sell that here
Customer:"A chicken sandwich, please."
Cashier: "Huh?"
Overheard by Tim, O'Briens Irish Sandwiches - Rathmines
Posted on Thursday, 03rd March 2005
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Charity begins at home..........not!
Charity worker: "Can you spare a minute..."
Guy: "Do you think I'd be wearing these clothes if I could afford to give you money!!!!!!!"
Overheard by K, O'Connell Street
Posted on Friday, 04th March 2005
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Romance is not dead
Very sloshed young woman on bus to even more sloshed fella: "But do you love me?"
fella: "I ride ya don't I?"
Overheard by Trish, Upstairs 27 bus
Posted on Friday, 04th March 2005
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I am Jesus!
Girl1: "Hey, that guy looks like Jesus."
Girl2: "Oh, yea"
Guy: lol
Overheard by T, On the Luas
Posted on Friday, 04th March 2005
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Total nonsense
Businessman on mobile Phone: "You can buy whatever you want but I prefer my bananas straight."
Overheard by mick, Queue at AIB bank Stillorgan
Posted on Sunday, 06th March 2005
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Motherly love
Mother to crying toddler at supermarker: "If you don't stop crying I'll sell you on ebay!"
Overheard by Anna, Tesco, Rathfarnham
Posted on Sunday, 06th March 2005
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Moron
Teenager on bus talking to his friend:
"I hate all these spaniards coming over from Italy"
Overheard by Declan, upstairs 25A bus
Posted on Sunday, 06th March 2005
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Horses are not only for Knackers
Girl: "If it wasnt for that horse i would never had made it through college!"
Overheard by Bill, IT Tallaght
Posted on Monday, 07th March 2005
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Lads, givus an excuse quick....come-on.....ah no, its over
Bewildered guy on tannoy: "Iarnrod Eireann would like to apoligise for the late arrival of the 1930 service to Drogheda, this was due to..............(silence)"
Overheard by Paul, Pearse Station
Posted on Monday, 07th March 2005
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