Bleedin lightweights
Walking down Henry Street and I heard a guy and a girl talking...
Girl: "Jeysus ya should have seen me sister last night, She had 2 wkd and she was bleedin locked, Puking and all."
Guy: "No way, How old is she now?"
Girl: "Six"
Overheard by D!sco, Henry Street
Posted on Thursday, 02nd June 2005
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Show off
I was doing a delivery in town and out the back of the shop a truck pulled up to the gate and the driver shouted over to my boss .......
"will you watch me back in"....to that my boss replied...
"why, are ya any good?"
Overheard by Gary, Town
Posted on Thursday, 02nd June 2005
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Better Value
An irrate Dublin bus driver, roaring out the window at a bad driver...
"WHERE D'YA GET YER LICENCE? Tesco? Or Dunnes' Stores?".
Overheard by Mark, Portobello Bridge
Posted on Friday, 03rd June 2005
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Dont judge a book...
While getting the Luas home after work a few weeks back, 3 lads that seemed 'respectable' are getting ready to get off as the tram is about to stop at bluebell. as the doors open, 1 of the older lads in his best scanger accent 'Hee-or lads, zip up yaw pocketsssssssss...'
Overheard by Pman, Luas @ BLuebell
Posted on Friday, 03rd June 2005
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The bible on DVD
Standing in Xtra-vision in Tallaght not too long ago, and they were playing ICE AGE on the screens as you walk in. It was the scene were the animals are all migrating in formation... to which i hear ''aww look its Noahs Ark''....
priceless...
Overheard by Gman, Xtra-vision Tallaght
Posted on Friday, 03rd June 2005
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Its only natural
> While walking along Dame Street, a bus suddenly pulled in and the driver got out of his seat and went upstairs. He reappered a few moments later,followed by a burberry clad young fella and his extremely embarassed looking girlfriend. While they were being thrown out, the chav
shouted:...."its only natural, and dey shouldnta been lookin anyways".
Overheard by aisling, 78 A
Posted on Friday, 03rd June 2005
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Mind the Jacket
Shopping in Dunnes Stores in Crumlin a 2 year old boy toddler was being chased by his 6 year old sister. The girl proceeds to knock her brother down onto the floor and stomps her feet heavily onto his back resulting in the child wailing. As I stared in disbelief their father appears.... "Ah stop that now", he says to his daughter..."ya'll ruin his good jacket!"...
Overheard by Grainne, Dunnes
Posted on Friday, 03rd June 2005
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Classy guy
Coming out of a particularly warm and humid performance of 'I Keano' in the Olympia myself and a friend are waiting in the alley beside the Olympia that the crowd exits from.
One guy of a group of friends exiting the humid Olympia shouts at the top of his voice whilst he has his hand wandering down his pants: "f**k sake lads me balls are loik a bleedin washcloth!"
His friends look mortified.
Overheard by Sparky, the lane between the olympia and eddie rockets on dame st
Posted on Friday, 03rd June 2005
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Killer tents
My friend had just bought a tent for oxygen and we were walking down the street with it when an old woman says "Oh no a tent"
Overheard by Minty, Talbot street
Posted on Saturday, 04th June 2005
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Stumbled across the bridge and can't find my way back!
Wednesday evening at the Lincoln Gate in Trinity College one TCD security guard gives instructions to a clearly confused Northsider:
(facing the Lincoln exit of the college) Left and then left again and you will see the Northside!
Overheard by Dimitri, Lincoln Gate TCD
Posted on Saturday, 04th June 2005
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multi-cultural multi-tasker
These 2 old ladies were on the bus, one was writing a birthday card while the other was talking to her. So she told her 'stop at me im writing', the other lady replied 'sure you can do loads of things, yer one of those multi-cultural people'. Don't think the first lady heard her- concentrating too hard!
Overheard by Aoife, the bus on the way to Ringsend
Posted on Saturday, 04th June 2005
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Gaeilge
Soon after our leaving cert, we went out in town to celebrate, and with us, was our afro-haired irish teacher. A guy from a younger year saw us and staggered over, desperately trying to muster up something intelligent to say. His eyes lit up as he eyed the bag of chips in his hands.
" Is maith liom chips ", smiling knowingly at our Irish teacher.
But he had obviously been studying hard that day and followed it with:
"Ehh..ta tu...haircut."
Teacher: *sigh*
Ah, good auld gaeilge. Does anyone out there speak it better than dear Deco?
Overheard by debo, Dame Street, outside the Castle Inn
Posted on Saturday, 04th June 2005
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Symphathetic Boyfriend
I heard this before the Ireland v Israel match
This couple were walking by. The woman had one of her shoes in her hand. She says to her fella, looking for some symphaty...
"Gar, me poor foot. I'm after cuttin it."
to which 'Gar' replies...
"What do ye want me to do, I told ye da bleedin shoes wud kill ye. Ya should f**kin listen next time, rite".
really nice
Overheard by BH, outside kitty o sheas
Posted on Saturday, 04th June 2005
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