Business People
converstation between a business man and business woman
woman: "Well at least I never claimed to be a hypocrite!"
Overheard by Caitriona, Walking down the Grand Canal
Posted on Sunday, 02nd October 2005
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Soup Anyone???
Was at Landsdowne road for an Ireland game recently, when a guy behind me shouted at one of the soup selling guys in the red boiler suits....."Hey bud, have ya any soup left???" At that point the guy turned around and said yeah, and started to walk up towards the man. Then as the terrace was silent he says..."Serves ya right for making too much of it"!!!!!!!!!! The whole terrace pissed themselves laughing at the guy in the boiler suit. Classic stuff!!!!!
Overheard by Darren, Landsdowne Road
Posted on Sunday, 02nd October 2005
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When 12 year old girls no longer like you
On the bus going out to Rathcoole, a bunch of scobes get on and are having a bit of banter. One of the lads turns around to a girl and says "jaysus, ye know dat Brian McFarrel fella?" to which she replies "its Brian McFadden ya sap!", "yea wharever, you know how he used to be all good lookin an all, now he's a goh!", to which she says "yea I know, a year ago he used to be a bleedin ride, now I wouldnt let 'im near me snatch!"
Overheard by Lenny, On the 69 bus
Posted on Sunday, 02nd October 2005
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Futility
A mate of mine was at the annual Paddy Powers xmas bash a couple of years ago. Employees from all over the country go to it and this particular year it was held in Limerick.
So anyway, my mates not the best with the ladies and he had spotted this girl giving him the eye. It takes him awhile to pluck up the courage but eventually he decides to go chat her up. He goes over and sits down beside her, immediately struggling for something to say;
"Erm, so where do you work?" (As in which shop)
She looks like she can't believe her ears and replies in the thickest Dublin accent;
"Are yous taken the piss or wha? Paddy Powers, ya muppet ya!"
My mate just blinks, gets up from the seat and returns to his table.
Overheard by Tristan,
Posted on Monday, 03rd October 2005
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Before the parting of the Sea
At urinal in Bachelors Inn in town aul lad (real Dub) locked staring up to heaven silent for a few seconds "Mighty Pharo let my pee pee go!"
bizarre!
Overheard by batistuta_g, Bachelors Inn
Posted on Monday, 03rd October 2005
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Ham ball
Two dubs at Dalymount park. Spectator shouted at player after a mistake: "you f**king ham ye!" Supporter in front added: "you can cure a fucking ham!"
Overheard by Paddser, Dalymount park
Posted on Monday, 03rd October 2005
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Easy Marathon
My uncle was stopped in the street by a man wanting to know if he would like to take part in a charity marathon, he kindly refused the offer not being the most physically fit man in Ireland, but the man wouldn't let him get away that easy he told my uncle that it was for blind and disabled people. My uncle then said "Ok, so I might have a chance of winning!"
Overheard by Matt, City Centre
Posted on Tuesday, 04th October 2005
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Matt Damon's more than just a screen actor!
While sitting on a 31B bus heading into town the other day, I overheard two yuppie Howth girls talking about a film one had just watched.
Yuppie girl 1: "I watched the Bourne Supremacy last night, it was fantastic! Matt Damon is a babe!"
Yuppie girl 2: "Yes he is gorgeous. I prefer the book more than the film though, you get a deeper insight into the Bourne character."
Yuppie girl 1: "Really?!? Does Matt Damon play Jason Bourne in the book too?"
Intelligence factor of Yuppie girl 1: Zero!!
Overheard by pablo, 31B bus going into Dublin City Centre
Posted on Tuesday, 04th October 2005
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Telling it as it is Dub style
On the 39 (Blanchardstown/Clonsilla) bus during the summer, I was sitting on the top deck trying not to notice the horrible smell up there, while at the same time wondering where/what it was coming from. A teenage girl arrived on the top deck, and went towards a seat at the back with a walk that made her look busy even though she was doing nothing else. Suddenly she stopped absolutely absolutely dead, sniffed the air, loudly proclaimed "The SMELL of shite on this bus!", and promptly continued her walk.
Overheard by Sarah, On the 39 bus
Posted on Tuesday, 04th October 2005
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Caffeine Cure
Myself and my mates queueing for night club on Eyre Sq. One of the lads was completely hammered, swaying from side to side with his eyes closed. Got as far as the bouncer, who immediately pulled him from the queue and ordered him to "go way and get a cup of coffee and then I'll think about lettin you in". Pi**-head lands back to the bouncer and hands him the mug of coffee, sayin "there's yur muga coffee, can I get in now"? Bouncer laughs and lets him in.
Overheard by James, Eyre Sq.
Posted on Tuesday, 04th October 2005
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stating the obvious
After going up two floors in a lift a blonde lady jumps in to join her friend who had left her on level one by mistake. The first lady in lift says to the blonde"god it took ages to get back to this floor" the blonde quickly replied " yeah they do seem to go up and down don't they".
Overheard by Derek, dundrum
Posted on Tuesday, 04th October 2005
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Organic Oranges - maybe?
A friend of mine used to work for Super Valu. He used to tell me about how one of the women in charge of the fruit and veg section used to go on about the "Orgasmic oranges".
Overheard by Tom, Super Valu in Dublin
Posted on Tuesday, 04th October 2005
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Pirates of Talla'fornia
When Intermission came out in the cinema, myself and a friend travelled out to the UCI in tallaght, having heard it was quite good. We arrived a little after the ads had started and were put in the final row that was held for late arrivals. Next thing a lady and her three kids (who were no older than 12) arrive...I thought this was a little odd cos I had heard the film was fairly full on language-wise.
...so the film starts with Colin Farrell is chatting up the girl in his scobey Crimbo jumper the shop being a bit of a smoothy and from-way-down-town hits her an almighty headbutt, robs the shop and legs it down Butterfield avenue and cursing and roaring.
.next thing, the lady with the kids turns and asks........"is this Pirates of the Caribbean?!?!"
Overheard by Denis, UCI Tallaght
Posted on Tuesday, 04th October 2005
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