Gaydar Nose?
Walking down Grafton Street, two male skangers approaching. As they pasased, one was saying to the other...
"you could smell de gay off of him..."
Gaydar nose?
Overheard by Pat, Grafton Street
Posted on Thursday, 01st December 2005
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AIB security doors - fit for a prison!
I was in AIB bank in Tallaght a couple a weeks ago withdrawing some money. On the way out there was a bit of a queue due to the new doors they\'ve installed. They\'re automatic and take a while to open, people were gettin a bit annoyed with the slowness of the doors. One bloke in pure Dublin wit said \"you\'d get outa Mountjoy quicker than yed get outa heor!\"
Overheard by Karl, tallaght
Posted on Friday, 02nd December 2005
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New Shoes?
I was walking up Grafton St. yesterday evening, heading for the LUAS. I saw a pair of shoes on the ground but ignored them. However the skangers behind me didn't.
Skanger 1: "Jay-sus look at dem so-u-es on d floor!"
Skanger 2: "Ware?"
Skanger 1: "Bac der!"
Skanger 2: "WARE?"
Skanger 1: "Jay-sus! If she's goin bac for dem, i'll kick her bout d place wit dem!"
Overheard by Gerard, walking up Grafton St.
Posted on Monday, 05th December 2005
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DIY Blues
Standing in checkout queue, listening to couple in front waiting to pay for a heavy door.
Man: "God, can you not get someone else to fit this one?"
Woman: "You're so experienced at it now, it'd kill me to pay someone else to do it."
Man: "I'm so experienced at it now that it'll f**ckin' kill me to do it."
Overheard by Anonymous, Atlantic Home Care, Naas Road
Posted on Monday, 05th December 2005
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only SEEN in dublin!
written on a wall outsie the dart in raheney
THE O.C. IS SH*TE!!!
clearly not a fan!
Overheard by foxy, raheney dart dublin
Posted on Tuesday, 06th December 2005
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Model Citizens
I read a while back that the route by which prisoners are escorted from mountjoy to the local courthouse is called 'The Tracksuit Catwalk'.
Dublin wit at it's finest....
Overheard by The Drew, Read in a newspaper
Posted on Tuesday, 06th December 2005
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yeah, in his dreams!
A gaggle of middle aged ladies on their way home from an evening in town, talking about their respective children in America.
Lady 1: "They went on that tour, ya know, where ya see all de famous people's houses and that. They saw...George Clooney's House..and they saw that house where yer man lives, you know the one with the magazine with all de lovely girls in it...ah, whatsisname..."
Lady 2: "Oh yeah, Peter Stringfellow."
Lady 1: "That's him yeah."
Overheard by somegirl, On the Luas
Posted on Tuesday, 06th December 2005
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Next stop limerick???
Due to bad weather on the Irish sea a number of weeks ago I had to get the ferry into Dublin Port as opposed to Dun laoghaire. However, a feeder bus was laid on to bring passengers from the port to Dun Laoghaire. A quite drunk english man got on the bus and caused the nuisance that they do. 45mins later we arrived in Dun Laoghaire at which point the man shouted out "excuse me when do we get to Limerick?" At which point the man noted that he got on the wrong bus. He was kindly pointed in the direction of the DART station by the bus driver, without a bribe of 50euro to bring him to Limerick of course.
Overheard by rob, Bus from dublin port to dun laoghaire
Posted on Wednesday, 07th December 2005
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A House Is Not A Motel
With developers trying to cram as many peas into a pod as possible I liked this one...On the advertising hoardings surrounding a new apartment development called the chocolate factory at Islandbridge, it features blown up photographs of the proposed living spaces, kitchen, sitting room ..etc above which some wag has written "ACTUAL SIZE"
Overheard by Peter, Islandbridge
Posted on Wednesday, 07th December 2005
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Classy bird!
I was on the bus home from work the other night and was sitting down the back just in front of a big group of howya girls. They started talking about religion and death and I was quite surprised at the level of depth of their conversation until one of them turned around and goes "When me ma dies she wants to be cremated and have her ashes scattered over the beach in Playa del Ingles."
Overheard by Niamh, 39 Bus
Posted on Wednesday, 07th December 2005
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Granny’s intuition
A granny with her grandson outside Smiths Toy Store waiting to purchase new xbox360. When she arrived there were several people in the queue already so one by the one the granny interrogates each of us in turn about the reason we are standing in the cold queuing. She asks the woman beside me approx 55 years of age: "why are you here?" Woman responds: "my 18 year old son" to which the granny relies: "are you bleedin mad he should be out gettin himself a woman not up in his bedroom goin gunnereyed with that bleedin thing."
Nearly wet myself
Overheard by nigelmc, in a que for the xbox360 outside smyths toys
Posted on Wednesday, 07th December 2005
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Viva le Euros
I was in the Bank of Ireland the other day at the bureau de change when this old lady in front of me went to the counter and said the girl behind the desk: "Hello love I'm going to France this weekend so I just want to change my Irish euros into French euros"
Overheard by Sean, Bank of Ireland Tallaght
Posted on Thursday, 08th December 2005
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Eircom can't spell!
On the Luas going to Dundrum to do some Christmas shopping. There were these two guys (D4 heads, about Leaving Cert age)sitting opposite me chatting. We pulled away from the Green and were passing the Eircom building with the all the lights on it. One guy turns to the other and says: "Thats not how you spell Christmas"
"What do you mean?" says his mate
"Theres 3 s's in Christmas"
"What?" says the mate
"Sure look how you spell mass.....m-a-s-s...ChristMASS"
Overheard by Anonymous, On the Luas
Posted on Thursday, 08th December 2005
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