eve san lorren
Yan Wan: "der all bleedin wearin dem since TK Maxx opened, even me fella's ma has wun."
Overheard by Paul, Pavillions Shopping Centre Swords
Posted on Tuesday, 03rd January 2006
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Cuppa
Was in a garage in Clontarf. Two complete skangers walk in, shell-suited up.
"Anto, do you want a tee a?"
"No, tee a is for scobies, gimmie a fuggen capa cheeno buuud."
Overheard by Bobbyjoe, Clontarf
Posted on Wednesday, 04th January 2006
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because rugby is too good for the black market?
Rugger bugger#1: yeah think i might go to twickers for the match
Rugger bugger#2: it'll be hard to get tickets
Rugger bugger#1: yeah i'll probably have to get one on the yellow market
Overheard by Deano, 42 bus
Posted on Wednesday, 04th January 2006
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Mr Happy at Glenageary Station
Me : Can you tell me the time of the next train to Greystones?
Glenageary Ticket Clerk : The wallllll!
Me : Excuse me the wallllll? I want to know the time of the next train to Greystones.
Glenageary Ticket Clerk : The wallllll!!!!
Me :The wallllll.... what's a wallllll?
Glenageary Ticket Clerk : The wallllll!The wallllll! Timetable ...(on) the wallllll!
Overheard by Damian, At Glenageary Railway Station - summer of 2001
Posted on Wednesday, 04th January 2006
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Pot Kettle Black
At the Leinster Vs Munster Rugby match I overheard a Munster fan shouting at the Leinster players: "You're a bunch of langers!"
Overheard by Tim, RDS
Posted on Wednesday, 04th January 2006
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Mothers, ya gotta love em!! #3
During a very distressing situation, my mother was faced with a man who entered her workplace threatening to burn the place to the ground, he had some petrol with him and began to pour the contents about the place. My mother immediately pushed a panic button alerting the guards, and all was fine in the end.
However, later on while talking about the ordeal with my sister, she came out with this gem: My sister: "So Mam, how did you react so fast, I mean, was it the adrenalin?" My mother amazingly replies "No, no, it was definitely petrol!!!"
Overheard by Graeme, at home
Posted on Wednesday, 04th January 2006
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Gotta give the Snaps for Originality!
Well it was seen rather than heard, but scrawled on one of the pillars in what could only be the writing of a school going skanger at Jerivs Street Luas stop was " Matty is a fat mess!"
Overheard by Debbie, Jervis St Luas Stop
Posted on Thursday, 05th January 2006
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Sharon's OK, No cause for Concern
Standing in the queue today at a sandwich bar in town. There's a TV Monitor on the wall to keep the queue folk from getting wrestless, SKYNEWS is on with no sound and the main story and Newsflash infobar are regarding Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's health. The Headlines strap line read 'Sharon's Health Declines Further'. Two girls in front of me seem baffled by this and one says to the other "Who's Sharon, is she the one from X Factor, Osbourne, what happened her?"
I nearly wet myself, but had to step in when they kept questioning each other, making assumptions about what could have happened. "He's the Israeli Prime Minister'" I said. To which the same girl replies "Ah, sure then i don't care"
Celebrity V's Politics, brilliant. Brigthened up my January no end.
Overheard by Larry, Rathmines Inn
Posted on Thursday, 05th January 2006
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gee??
Two scangers in toilet in 'il mondo' ranelagh, one complete with knacker tach sez to the other:
'did ya get any gee did ya?'
subtle.......
Overheard by Garv, il mondo
Posted on Thursday, 05th January 2006
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A Hino and and an ABC please
Stood at the Bar in Ballsbridge the other night and heard the guy beside me order. It went something like this
" a Hino and and an ABC please"
I guessed what the Hino was but couldnt think of what an ABC was. So when he was gone I asked the Barman what the hell is an ABC?
He replied "Anything But Chardonnay!" ................only in D4
Overheard by Dan, Paddy Cullens
Posted on Friday, 06th January 2006
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Bathroom Banter
While in a toilet cubicle in pub I overheard a couple of girls chatting very loudly at the mirrors.
Girl#1 says quite loudly: "Jaysus didn't think I would be seeing you here tonight."
Girl#2: "Why it is new years and had to come out to bleedin celebrate."
Girl#1: "So how are you getting on then."
Girl#2: "Ah grand, the head is engaged you know yourself."
With that I opened the cubicle door confused and there in front of me were two girls, one of them with a huge pregnant belly in a skimpy glittery black top, all became apparent then.
Overheard by Anon, Pub in Ballybrack on New Years Eve
Posted on Friday, 06th January 2006
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Ask a silly question.........
While waiting for a Nitelink to pull out from Westmorland St.late one night over the Christmas period, a girl steps on and asks the driver in quite a loud voice: "Do you know where I can get a 69?" All the blokes on the downstairs of the bus shared a laugh at that one.
Overheard by Anonymous, Nitelink
Posted on Friday, 06th January 2006
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Hola Hoop ?
I was recently home from Boston with two American friends and ended spending New Years Eve in Galway City. We were standing at the Taxi rank in Eyre Square waiting for the next available car. A taxi pulled up containing three of Ballymuns finest all dressed in mandatory boob tubes, FMB's and nano skirts up to their arses. As the first gem got out her friend behind her, still sitting in the cab but motioning to get out, reeled back in the seat and roared "Jaysus Melanie, the smell off your hoop". My Boston friend thought she was talking about the basketball hooped ear rings she was wearing but I waited until we got to the pub to explain what she really meant. I love Dublin women, not a day goes by over here that I do not think of them.
Overheard by Dave, Galway City
Posted on Friday, 06th January 2006
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