The Twin Towers
On the 77 bus this morning two girls (5th or 6th years) for Loreto college talking down the back of the bus.
Girl #1: "I went to de flicks wit Damien last nite"
Girl #2: "Watcha see?"
Girl #1: "The twin Towers. was great"
Girl #2: "Wats tat about den?"
Girl #1: "September 11th"
Girl #2: "11th wat? wat happened in september??"
I just couldn't believe it where have these girls been living! under a rock!
Overheard by Paul, ON 77 AGAIN!
Posted on Monday, 02nd October 2006
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True love
on a 150 going into town, a scanger couple get on and sit down the back. few minutes pass, then the guy stands up and shouts, 'excuse me ladies and gentleman, i'd just like to say I love this woman!'
the woman turns her head away from him and says, 'ah jaysus, will ye stop, you're makin me scarlet!'
and he says, 'shut up, ye stupid bitch!'
Overheard by JohnG, on the 150 bus
Posted on Monday, 02nd October 2006
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Out of towners
There were two culchies on the bus yeasterday evening (nothing wrong with being a culchie, I'm one myself). They weren't the brightest. They were looking out the window at nassau street and one asks the other, "Look, yer man's thumbing" The other one says, "eh no, I think he's trying to get a taxi"
Bless!
Overheard by Peter, No. 7 Bus
Posted on Tuesday, 03rd October 2006
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Rural Resettlement
Picked up two women in my taxi in Ballymun, one asked to go to the City Council buildings at Wood Quay, they got talkin on the way in one says to the other: "jaysus i'm going in here to see about rural resettlement, I'm goin to tell them I want a dormont bungalow in Carlow, no upstairs"
Overheard by TERRY, In my Taxi
Posted on Tuesday, 03rd October 2006
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Lost
Staying in a village forty miles north of Dublin. Walking merrily on a dark country road at about midnight. Meet scanger who says, 'Here mister, which way is towin?'
Overheard by john, in the sticks
Posted on Wednesday, 04th October 2006
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Did this really happen? Maybe.
Seen not heard. Travelling home on the 123, this junkie woman off her head on drugs gets on the bus, sits up the front, pulls out a book and attempts to read it with one eye open one closed, head moving back and forth trying to focus on the words. The title of the book read how "How to find Mr Right"
Overheard by Anya, 123
Posted on Wednesday, 04th October 2006
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A G.S.O H essential
Two scobie types sitting on the 78A behind me talking about a pet dog they used to have.
Scobie 1: "ye'd miss him around though wouldn't ye?"
Scobie 2: "Ah yea he was a mad little b*stard wasn't he?"
Scobie 1: "Yeah. D'ya remember the time he sh*t on the bed and then when you were cleaning it he took another sh*t on the floor?"
Scobie 2: "Yeah he was gas . . ."
Overheard by Sue, 78A bus
Posted on Thursday, 05th October 2006
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Colour Blind!
A friend looking through mags and papers searching for the perfect car. She was feeling confident at this stage knowing all the abbreviations in the adverts. She then looked up with a confused face and asked "What does R.E.D stand for?"
Overheard by David, At home
Posted on Thursday, 05th October 2006
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Farming advice
My friend and I were in Galway one week end. As we are not from a farming back round we thought the following was funny. In the middle of the mountains we came across a shop and went in as we were kind of lost. There were two elderly men talking to a younger man. The two men were explaining to the young man about the importance of checking out animals before he bought them insisting and i qoate "the best way to do it is shove your hand in and route around"
(nice eh! espically when we were looking for the nearest place to have something to eat)
Overheard by Chaz, Galway
Posted on Thursday, 05th October 2006
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Yer Ma's a ride
2 Skanger types walking down Henry street, one of them is being punched constantly in the other arm, as they come towards me I hear this......
Skanger 1: "I'll burst ya, I will!!"
Skanger 2: "Its not just me, all de lads said dayid ride yer ma......."
Overheard by Paul, Henry St
Posted on Friday, 06th October 2006
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Killing him softly
In Supervalu, Killester, an aged cravat wearing gentleman was
checking out his selected items, dog food, ham ends and the like and upon completing the transaction with the hitherto mute checkout assistant said
"Aren't you forgetting to say something!"
Silence and a shrug from the Assistant
"A thank you, perhaps!"
"Yeah, it's on de bottom of da receipt!" she countered
Cue lots of artery blocking indignation from the ould fellah
Overheard by Collette, Supervalu, Killester
Posted on Friday, 06th October 2006
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RUN JUNKIE RUN
More like overseen in dublin,
Chinese guy gets off the 13 on O'Connell st, walks a few steps and these two junkies try to mug him with a knife. however, while junkie A tries to get the blade of the knife out, he is summarily round house kicked in the head. Junkie B runs faster than i'd ever seen a junkie go chased by irrate china man.
Overheard by kookoo-ka-choo, O'Connell st
Posted on Saturday, 07th October 2006
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Try putting the stuff into it...
Standing in the queue in one of the Esso service stations on the southside. Guy in front of me on a day trip down from the otherside of the Liffey with an arm full of stuff. He gets to head of the line whereupon the assistant carrys out the transaction at the end of which she asks him "Would you like a bag?" Our friend replies "Do you not think i have an enough to carry no?"
Overheard by Capt Underpants, Esso service station on southside
Posted on Sunday, 08th October 2006
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