Duffer
I once had my girlfriend believing that Damien Duff and Dilary Duff were brother and sister. at one point in the converstion she actually said "yeah, i can see the resemblance"
Overheard by Anonymous, imc cinema dun laoghaire
Posted on Friday, 02nd February 2007
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She hasn't got much left
In the pound shop in Limerick one of the lads who works there is looking for the girl who does the till, shouting on top of his voice " Trisha, Trisha there's an old lady here waiting to get served...Hurry up will you it doesn't look that she's got much time left"...Priceless
Overheard by Andrew, Pound shop in Limerick
Posted on Friday, 02nd February 2007
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Is there really a man on the moon?
I was driving home late one night with my girlfriend and she was deep in thought looking at the moon.
After a while she turns to me and asks "Are all the dark spots on the moon countries?"
Just as well she's good looking and the conversations are not important!
Overheard by Jay, N7
Posted on Friday, 02nd February 2007
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Bloody big flagpole
I was standing at a pedestrian crossing on O'Connell Bridge, when a middle aged American guy pulls up beside me, points at the Spire, and bellows out "is that a flagpole?".... nothing I could say to that really....
Overheard by Noel, O'Connell Bridge
Posted on Friday, 02nd February 2007
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YANKS...YA GOTTA LOVE EM...
Paddys day in town and myself and my mate were waiting for our other friends to arrive in McDaids pub off Grafton street..my mate goes to the bar and I stood watching a GAA football match which was on the tv...in front of me two heavy set americans with their leprachaun hats and green trousers also watchin the match..
yank one: "whooohh that was a big hit!!!"
yank two: "yeah these guys are tough!! you ever seen huuuurlleeyy??"
yank one: "no whats huuurrlleeyy??"
yank two: (with such excitment in his voice) "YOU NEVER SEEN HHUUURRLLEEYY??? ITS THIS......(POINTING TO THE SCREEN) ...WITH STICKS!!!!"
Overheard by do boy, McDaids pub
Posted on Friday, 02nd February 2007
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Glenda gilson, and how she might look at ya!
While interviewing Glenda Gilson at the Meteors I asked her to say 'hi im Glenda Gilson and your listening to radio I.A.D.T.' She made it into her own by saying "hi i'm Glenda Gilson and your watching I.T.T.T", she attempted it again and began "hi i'm Glenda and your watching, em..."
Well at least she has her looks!!
Overheard by joey, At the meteors, last night
Posted on Friday, 02nd February 2007
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What's the traffic situation, Coll?
Setup: "Dec sits away from the window. Coll sits next to the window"
Dec: "What's the traffic situation, Coll?"
Coll: "Yeah, but, no, but......looks very busy. Think there is a traffic jam"
Dec: "Oh."
Coll: "No, sorry
. Those cars are parked"
(Names were changed to protect the visually challenged)
Overheard by Guy, At work, along the canal.
Posted on Friday, 02nd February 2007
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It's a small world
working in the four courts two weeks ago, me and a colleague were smoking outside the prisoners entrance. The prisons van pulls up and starts to let the prisoners out, as the guards were letting the prisoners out twin brothers with handcuffs on and the usual howya head .
Overheard by johno, the four courts
Posted on Friday, 02nd February 2007
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Blind Drunk
Walking past the GPO before christmas with my brother and his girlfriend,
Her: "look at at the Drunks on the street at this hour, bout 5 guys standing there with santa hats and looking pissed (about 2pm)"
She didn't see the collection buckets as they where blind and collecting for some blindness charity.
Needless to say she turn bright red and didnt say much for the rest of the day
Overheard by labrtad22, Outside the GPO
Posted on Saturday, 03rd February 2007
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A Fire Please!
My friend and I were walking down the street. My friend lit up a smoke. Then a man approached us and said these words: "Please for me give me some of the fire" after some thought we realised he wanted a light, after he handed back the matches and said "My thanks is with you". How he lives here, I don't know!!
Overheard by Carl, Near Meeting House Square (the one with the food court on Saturdays!!)
Posted on Saturday, 03rd February 2007
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You Just Can't Staff These Days
The scene:
Shop assistant and customer are walking through the shop right past the fridges that contain the prepacked meats etc such as MINCE to the far end of the shop in the direction of the sweets section. The customer has an expression as much to say 'Where the f**k are we going'
Shop Assistant: "What ere you looking for again?"
Customer: "Mince"
Shop Assistant: "Mints???"
Customer(At The Top of Her Voice in Strong Dublin Accent): "No!!!!!! Mince!!!!!!"
Overheard by Monkey Harris, Tesco Clarehall
Posted on Saturday, 03rd February 2007
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MP3?
Elderly woman shuffles into electrical store, asks shop assistant: "I'm looking for an empy tree, my grandson wants one, and the garden center told me to come here"
Baffled shop assistant: "well ...emm we have some i-pods over there."
Elderly woman: "and how do they grow????"
Overheard by daxter, Electrical store, south-dublin
Posted on Saturday, 03rd February 2007
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Stranger danger
My sister was trying to teach her 4 year old daughter the concept of "stranger danger" After much talk about not talking with strange men etc. she decides to see if it is getting through.
Sister "so what do you say if a strange man offers you sweets?"
4 year old "have you not got any lollies"
Overheard by bisso, Balbriggan
Posted on Saturday, 03rd February 2007
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