100+ Things Culchies Love
1. A nice bit of ham
2. Buttered biscuits
3. Diggin Houles
4. Saying it’s too cold to snow
5. Pretending to know about The Ra
6. Tayto Cheese & Onion
7. Pretending they’re in The Ra
8. A stretch in the evenings
11. Pretending to like Holy Week
12. A dinner dance
13. Gettin clattered in muck
14. Shania Twain
16. Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
17. Steel toe caps
18. A big bowl of carrots & parsnips
19. Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
20. Saying someones ’Opened a Book’ on something.
21. The smell of fresh dung
22. Slice-Your-Own Loaf
23. Work Clothes
24. A bottle of mineral
26. Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
27. ’The’ Hurling/Football
28. Being overweight.
29. Weemin wha resemble Hefers
30. Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
31. Drink driving
32. Red diesel
33. The Fear of Change
34. A nice bit of Barnbrac
36. Building walls
37. Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38. Pretending to like mass
39. Talking about ***** like Flax and the Corncrake.
40. A good blackthorn walkin stick
41. Shouting ’Yeeeeeoooo’ when something good happens.
42. Mohammed Ali
44. Strange uppy-downy walks
45. A good ****** read of Irelands Own
46 Saying "Boy" at the end of every sentence
47 Saying "you know what I mean Like" all the time !!!
48 Downing pints of Guinness when ever you get a chance
49 Wearing crappy jumpers that belong to your aul fella to a night club
50 Wearing any ancient clothes to a night club once it looks clean
51 Wearing your wellies out shopping in the town
52 Garret Brooks
53 Wearing your nirvana T-Shirts between the ages of 12 untill your 18
54 The Saw Doctors "N17" in particular
55 Signing Bang on the Ear by the "WaterBoys"
56 Copper (Slapper) Face Jacks on Hardcourt Street
57 Having a shower with Lynx instead of using water
58 Line Dancing
59 Singing " I would walk 500 miles" when your locked
60 Lumber Jack shirts
61 Walking around the town with hurlies
62 Burning Rubbish
63 Drinking unpasturised milk
64 Thinking the Dumb Believables are the funniest comedy duo act EVER !!!
65 Understanding what the hell the Dumb Believables are saying !!!
66 Taping songs off the Wireless
67 Using string instead of the belt to keep your pants up
68 Smoking pipes
69 Having a cup of tea every hour on the hour
70 A Country Practice
71 The Farmers Journal
72 Anything that Kills Liver Fluke !!!
75 Christian Brothers
76 Anyone Holy !!!
77 Drinking Holy Water
78 Putting sheep into the back seat of the car
79 Keeping your family car for about 30 years using the scrap yard for spare parts
80 Brown Bread
81 Hunting for your dinner
82 Finally Getting Married at age 70 to a Mail Order Bride
83 Going shopping once a year to the BIG SMOKE OOOhh be god !!!
84 Cabbage everyday for dinner
85 Talking about generators for hours
86 Sticking your hands up cows
87 Daniel O’Donnel
88 Standing against a gate for hours
89 Chrisy Moore
90 Def Leopard "pour some SIUCRA on meeeee boy"
91 saying Feckthat at Funerals
92 Buying anything second hand once it’s Cheaaaaapp !!!
93 Collecting useless stuff in your attics for generations
94 Keeping your life savings under the floor boards, mattress or buried down the field
95 Watching and buying movies on the awl cassette tape. (Dve, d .. you say what boy ... sure who need tat fecking ting) !!!!
96 Black and White TV’s
97 Boiling water before you drink it
98 A fine bit of manure
99 Having 12 kids
100 Collecting old car tires