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Overheard by: 'RobertPn' | October 27, 2016 | 3 Comments
Location: Fiji
Under: Overheard in Dublin
"He's in the army, I think he's a bomb disposable expert - throw away and use once!!"
Overheard by: 'DJD' | April 21, 2014 | 2 Comments
Location: Dublin
Under: Overheard in Dublin
2 "ladies" get on the 79 bus in Ballyfermot.

Lady 1 goes to her seat while lady 2 pays the fair and I can hear in the distance "ya what??... ah here!". As lady 1 makes her way down:

Lady 2: "whats up?"
Lady 1: "De bus fair is after goin' up... ridiculous it is"
Lady 2: "Ah you'd be quicker wallllkin'!!"

**Logical thinking, the extra weight of the coins increases the bus's weight and causes the trip to be longer**
Overheard by: '' | April 2, 2014 | 1 Comment
Location: 79 Bus
Under: Overheard in Dublin
On the bus, a young guy says to the bus driver: "2 please." The bus driver replies: "2 what? bags of crisps?"
Overheard by: '' | March 21, 2014 | 1 Comment
Location: Dublin
Under: Overheard in Dublin
Talking to my dad about a friend of his - he comes out with "I've never in my life met anyone who eats the way he does. And his father is the exact same!"
Overheard by: '' | February 4, 2014 | No Comment
Location: Ballyfermot
Under: Overheard in Dublin
Overheard from Lady in the office

"I put it in snail mail but it looks like the pigeon is still fu**ing carrying it!"
Overheard by: 'Kevin' | January 24, 2014 | 1 Comment
Under: Overheard in Dublin
On the bus travelling to the airport a guy behind me was talking on the phone quite loudly to a friend of his telling him about a wedding he had just been to. He said the groom on the night before the wedding had been asked what was the moment he knew he wanted to spend the rest of his life with the woman he was about to marry, replying in a thick country accent he said they had been on holiday in the West and one night in the hotel he had gone for a sh*t and a haemorrhoid had popped out, calling for help his then girlfriend had run in. ‘She pushed it right back in! That’s when I knew she was the girl for me!’ The guy on the phone was in knots laughing telling his story and I must admit so were much of the bus!
Overheard by: '' | January 21, 2014 | 1 Comment
Location: Bus heading to Dublin Airport
Under: Overheard in Dublin
Getting on the 109 from town to Navan yesterday the bus driver turns to a woman of about 60 and says "Bejaysus thats a gorgeous perfume your wearing. That would encourage a hen to lay so it would".
Overheard by: '' | November 15, 2013 | No Comment
Location: Bus Aras
Under: Overheard in Dublin
A female work colleague of mine was telling me about a run of bad luck she recently hit. I replied that it was due to karma. She looked at me silently and confused for a few seconds before saying in a thick Dublin accent " wha?! Karma! Karma the frog?"
Overheard by: 'Gav' | November 10, 2013 | No Comment
Location: Dublin
Under: Overheard in Dublin
I work in a bookmakers and a guy comes in to put on a yankee bet.

"Can I put on a 50p yankee.... ah it's not p anymore is it"
Me: "Not anymore no"
"Yeah... still gettin' used to it...."
Overheard by: 'Paddy' | October 29, 2013 | No Comment
Location: Bamburys Bookmakers, Rush
Under: Overheard in Dublin

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