A Czech walks into a bar

I went to see my Irish friends for a few days recently. Whilst enjoying the usual craic in their local one evening a bloke obviously after having one too many appeared greeting his known giving me a suspicious glance. "This is Otto,a visitor from Prague" said one of others,the immediate answer came"wat,ur a f**king Polish builder?, f**k off". The black stuff and geography don't get along sometimes.

P.S. No harm done, I remember my fellas in the Prague local asking about my Dublin pals"which part of England are they from?"

Overheard on Saturday, 01st December 2007 - a pub by otto