The hungry D4 bird
Walking down Grafton St. just before Christmas - Passing by HMV as two D4 birds (bleached blonde) passed me.
I only caught one line of the conversation when one said to the other:
''I'm so hungry my fanny's chewing my leg''
I was stopped dead in my tracks - proper D4 accent and all.
Disgusting stuff
Overheard by Chris, Grafton St.
Posted on Monday, 18th January 2010
Lunch Block
On the bus, a D4 girl said: "You know how some people get Writers' Block? Well I get Lunch Block -- sometimes I just don't know where to get lunch!"
The state of some peoples' minds shockens me.
Overheard by NM, 32B
Posted on Tuesday, 22nd December 2009
D4's new political correspondant
I was buying a present for my wife in a posh jewellers on Grafton Street. Mentioned to the sales assistent whom was a posh D4 type girl that we were getting married and off on our honeymoon to South Africa,
Conversation went like this
Posh D4 sales assistent : "Oh South Africa my aunt is just back from a holiday in Cape Town. Ohmygod she loved it but so much poverty."
Me: "Yes there is a huge divide between the wealthy and the poor in South Africa"
Posh D4 sales assistent: "yea .. just like the northside, southside divide in Dublin"
Yes love South Africa's problems are just like Dublin's ....
Overheard by bazza, Posh Jewellers on Grafton St
Posted on Wednesday, 08th October 2008
Religious Worship D4-style
Posh Dublin lady to her friend:
"Ohmigod the new Manolo Blahnik section is open in BTs!"
Posh Friend:
"Ohmigod REALLY?"
Posh Lady:
"Seriously, it's like a SHRINE. I nearly genuflected on the way in..."
Overheard by Catherine, A gym in Dublin city centre
Posted on Tuesday, 07th October 2008
Wine Bar
Customer: "May I have a glass of Sauvingnon Blanc please?"
Barman (best Dublin accent) "Would you like red or white?"
Overheard by Dick, Bar in Dublin 4
Posted on Tuesday, 05th August 2008
He's bringing sexy back!
Two well-to-do women (around 50 odd) walk out of Arnotts on O Connell Street. One says to the other "I simply dont see the point in Justin Timberlake,mind you my daughter loves him"
Cue young skanger child (around 11-12) walking by yells "He brought sexy back ye thick! What have you done?"
Could not contain myself!
Overheard by Kal Kal, O'Connell Street
Posted on Saturday, 07th June 2008
D4's - Up their own bloody arses!
"So, loike, Im gonna like scoosh around to DBF for some JPB's loike, uh, you wanna scoosh along??"
translation "Im going to Donnybrook fair to get a pack of John player blues, would you like to come?"
Overheard by Anonymous, Donnybrook
Posted on Saturday, 07th June 2008
Out of touch
Coming out from the Ireland - Scotland Six Nations match in Croke park this year. I saw 2 you Ross O'Carroll Kelly Wannabes with their collars up exiting the stadium. One said to the other, "OMG you were really late loike. What time did you get here?". The other fella responds, "Yeah we arrived just as Mary ROBINSON was going back to her seat"!!!!!
Overheard by Brian, Croke Park
Posted on Monday, 19th May 2008
a WHAT flurry!?!?!?!?
I was in McDonalds the other day and a load of drunk D4's came in and one go's up to counter and pushes me out of the way and as the girl at the counter asks him what he wants he says "can I have a mcflurry with a grated dildo on it??" and the girl is really confused and shouts back to the manager "tom, do we have any dildo flurrys" the managers walks back into his office shitting himself thinking it was a joke and the D4 says "here missus theres probobly one in there" pointing to her handbag.
they all leave with nothing and a very confused girl at the counter.
Overheard by patrick, McDonalds Omni center
Posted on Wednesday, 07th May 2008
Who's the dummy?
Vantriloquist with dummy doing show on street corner on south william street. As a blonde D4 gal walks by he cracks blonde girl joke with dummy. Then she shouts at him: "you shoudn't be streotyping blonde women like that." Shocked he then begins to aplogise to her. Then she shouts "Oi you shut up I'm talking to that little bastard on your Knee!" Leaving the small crowd on the corner in absoluete hysterics for five minutes
Overheard by gone home, South william street corner near Xbox 360 centre
Posted on Wednesday, 26th March 2008
No excuse for scruffyness!
I was watching an Ireland six nations Rugby Match last year in a old fashioned southside pub with a very mixed crowd. Ireland were losing in the dying moments of the game and the crowd were very vocal in both their abuse and support for their team. Suddenly Brian O'Driscoll made a amazing run for the line and the whole room was on its feet screaming. He was brought to ground hard and a ruck formed, a few minutes later the crowd were still screaming for ireland to score a winning try when O'Driscoll emerged looking slightly disshevelled and one voice pipes up from the back in the best mock D4 accent "Ah Brian Would you Brush your Focking Hair."
The place was in stitches and totally forgot about the match.
Overheard by Al, O\'Donoghues Pub Merrion Row
Posted on Wednesday, 19th March 2008
Gold Cup Fillies
Two good looking, well groomed young women pushing their way through the crowds at Cafe En Seine, last Saturday night. Fella in front of them tells them to relax and take their time. The first girl says "Sorry, we doing the Gold Cup. I'm Kuato Star, she's Denman" Fella whips back, "I hope yezer as good a ride"
Overheard by Andy, Cafe en Seine, Dublin
Posted on Monday, 10th March 2008
The sheer intelligence of the D4 race
I overheard a group of spoilt, Abercrombie and dube wearing, private school attending, daddys little girls having a conversation in a café a while back they were discussing the debs and one says to the other "OMG like if i dont get a date soon I'll be on my Tobler".......it took me a minute to realise wot she meant was on her own, her toblerone....only in Dublin4
Overheard by Anonymous, D4
Posted on Saturday, 08th March 2008
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