See Through
Overheard in Blackrock SC
Girl 1: "I did'nt know you could see through aluminium"
Girl 2: "Ya can't ya muppet"
Girl 1: "Ya f**kin can"
Girl 2: "Ya f**kin can't"
Girl 1: "Did ya never hear of aluminium windows"?
Priceless
Overheard by Anonymous, Blackrock
Posted on Wednesday, 10th December 2008
Pork Crisis
Woman to butcher "Is There Pork in Chicken?"
Overheard by ken, Dunnes Stores in Kilnamanagh
Posted on Wednesday, 10th December 2008
FireFighters and the Dead Horse
A friend of mine in work (Dublin Fire Brigade) came back to the station after a call in Finglas where a Horse had been hit by a joyrider and killed. To stop the horse bleeding and to help with the clean up it is common practice to cover the wounds with soil to soak up the blood.
As the lads got to the scene, the station officer told them to go into a garden and dig up some soil to cover the animal.
As soon as they went into a garden, the owner, a lady in her 50s ran out the door and started to shout at the lads.
"you have your bleedin hole if u think your buryin that in my garden!"
Overheard by Jay, Finglas Fire Station
Posted on Wednesday, 10th December 2008
Clay Pigeons
Two of my mates were sitting in the living room watching telly. One of the girls was on topgifts looking up presents for her brother. She pipes up with:
"Clay pigeon shooting? That's so cruel."
"Dude...what do you think a clay pigeon is?"
"A breed of pigeon," she replies, looking confused.
Que howls of laughter from both of us.
Overheard by Sarah, Stillorgan Dublin
Posted on Tuesday, 09th December 2008
Never drove an exception
Not overheard but seen. Sign on wall outside the recycle centre on Oscar Traynor Road
No Trailers
No Commercial Vehicles
No Exceptions.
Never say anybody driving an exception!!!
Overheard by Trish, Oscar Traynor Road
Posted on Tuesday, 09th December 2008
Not that type of box!
In our flat, we were watching a champions league match man u vs villareal. Tevez crosses over to the position were rooney should be but rooney isn't and the chance is gone, to which my friend roars - Rooney! useless idiot, the only box he'd get into is a snackbox, nevermind the penalty box! We laughed and laughed!
Overheard by Gary, In our flat!
Posted on Tuesday, 09th December 2008
When choosing knickers
I was in Pennys last week at one of the underwear counters. Three real Dublin women came up beside me. One of them asks the others which pair of knickers she should get...her mate replies: "Doesnt matter...they'll be bleedin ripped off ya by the end of the night anyway!!"
I had to walk away so they didnt see me howling laughing!!!
Overheard by Sarah, Pennys, Dundrum
Posted on Monday, 08th December 2008
Togs for the boys - chosen by the Ma
Two twentysomethings standing in front of the display of male underware in Dunnes Stores looking quite perplexed by the variety and unable to decide what to buy.
Says one to his mate: "this is the time when you need your mum to be around ...... and they walked off"
I was left smiling
Overheard by Hans, Dunnes Stephens Green
Posted on Saturday, 06th December 2008
Trapped
Struggling through the commuters in Connolly Station trying to find the exit and getting hopelessly lost, I spotted a Dayglo vest and reckoned it belonged to an Iarnrod employee. Making my way over to where he was working, I asked him if he could direct me to the exit. "D'y wanna ger out?" he queried, looking puzzled. "Yeah" says I. "So do I!" says he morosely as he pointed in the general direction of where I needed to go.
Overheard by Anonymous, Connolly Station
Posted on Friday, 05th December 2008
J. K. Rowling perhaps?
A woman talking on her mobile: "So, are you going to the Quidditch match tonight then?"
Overheard by Sorcha, Crossing a road in Dublin
Posted on Friday, 05th December 2008
So that's where it is.....
Not overheard per se, but overseen - on a bin beside a 46A stop on the Stillorgan dualler. The bin has "LITTER" written on it, and some legend added a "c" and "us".
What does that give us?
cLITERus
Brilliant.
Overheard by Neil, The dualler
Posted on Thursday, 04th December 2008
Do some research first!
At the Helix to see the RTE Concert Orchestra playing the music overlay to the classic film The Wizard of Oz. At the interval this nordside mother and child push their way onto the seat beside us. On the mobile the mother is shouting… "we're leavin", we're going to granda's …. It's crap….it's not a show. It’s a film, a film with a manki band in front!
Overheard by batman, Helix, DCU
Posted on Thursday, 04th December 2008
Handmade
Was in superquinn and there was one of those stalls giving out free pizza samples.
a man goes up and tastes some:"ah dats not too bad,how much is it?"
posh lady replies:"€7.99"
man:"wha?!?! thats bleedin expensive!!!"
posh lady replies:"well they are handmade"
man:"well of course they're handmade,they're hardly gonna make 'em with their feckin toes!!!"
Overheard by Adam, superquinn,blackrock
Posted on Wednesday, 03rd December 2008
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