Manky
I was walking along the cliffs in Malahide yesterday with my girlfriend when we walked by this couple.
As we were walking by we overheard the girl say:
"Ah you've after mankyin my shoes ya f****n p***k"!!!
Overheard by Jonathan, Cliffs in Malahide
Posted on Wednesday, 27th August 2008
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Grand opening
Was at my Grandmothers funeral when during a quiet part of the mass my daughter (3years old) asked...
"Daddy when are they opening the box?"
Overheard by Roy, Church in Raheny
Posted on Wednesday, 20th April 2005
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Haggis
In Biology last year, somehow we got onto the subject of haggis. One of the lads in the class asked our Scottish teacher (a real joker) what haggis actually was. The teacher gave us a load of crap about it being a small animal that lived in the Scottish Highlands which ran around mountains until one leg was shorter than the other (much to the amusmant of most of us). He kept the joke up for about 10 minutes before he put the lad out of his misery and told him the truth. We all laughed about it as the lad looked revolted.
Then 5 minutes later, one of the less intelligent girls in the class piped up:
"What was the little animal then, if it wasn't haggis?"
Overheard by CoolKitty, At school
Posted on Wednesday, 04th April 2007
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Aer Lingus doh com
Having to Call Aer Lingus Lost baggage I laughed when the recording told me to go to "Aer Lingus doh com", in a fine Dublin Accent
Overheard by Kevin, recording for Aer Lingus Lost Baggage
Posted on Tuesday, 30th October 2007
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Graffiti for the Internet Era
While walking home through one of the many 'Shan's of Santry (Shanowen, Shanliss etc), I noticed on the back of a dirty white van, the follow quote written in the dirt.
"I facebooked your ma...
and I gave her a superpoke!"
Overheard by Singular Wit, Santry, Dublin
Posted on Wednesday, 20th August 2008
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Symphathetic Boyfriend
I heard this before the Ireland v Israel match
This couple were walking by. The woman had one of her shoes in her hand. She says to her fella, looking for some symphaty...
"Gar, me poor foot. I'm after cuttin it."
to which 'Gar' replies...
"What do ye want me to do, I told ye da bleedin shoes wud kill ye. Ya should f**kin listen next time, rite".
really nice
Overheard by BH, outside kitty o sheas
Posted on Saturday, 04th June 2005
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The ideal gift
Two mid 20's lads in the Omni Park shopping centre.
Lad 1: "I have to get something for me dad's birthday, but what do you get for the 59 year old that has everything?"
Lad 2: "a time machine."
Overheard by Dave, Omni Park, Santry
Posted on Wednesday, 22nd October 2008
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Wave
I was out during a rare hot summers day on donabate beach. On the rocks with my 6 year old trying to find crabs when I heard a group of lads abuse a girl in the water. "A Tsunami wouldnt give YOU a wave"
Overheard by paddy, donabate beach
Posted on Friday, 17th October 2008
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By the hol(e)y!
'Central heating boilers serviced. Flue gases analised'
Could be painful and smutty!
Overheard by Anonymous, Not heard, but seen on a flyer issued to households in North Cork.
Posted on Tuesday, 30th October 2007
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Annoying little brother
I was in Xtravision in Donaghmede and harassed woman was there with a few kids. One boy was being particularly annoying to the little girl. Trying to take the boy to task she asks "Are you trying to tantalise your sister?" I think she meant antagonise, bit of a difference there....
Overheard by Patricia, Xtravision Donaghmede
Posted on Wednesday, 09th December 2009
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Long way around
I was listening to the 'Adrian Kennedy Phoneshow' one night and they were talking about people who didn't ever want children. One woman came on the show and said...
"I swear to God Adrian, if I ever got pregnant I'd swim the atlantic ocean to England to get rid of it."
Amazingly no-one pointed out to her what she'd said!!!
Overheard by Emma, On the radio
Posted on Tuesday, 23rd August 2005
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In the know
On the FM104 radio phone show there was a heated discussion about the case of The Sikh man who was refused entry into the Garda reserve force unless he stopped wearing his turban on duty. Anyway this Dublin youngfellah gets on and drawls "The garda were right, I mean if he arrested me I'd wanna see the top of his head so I know whats goin' on like, u know what I mean!?"
The mind boggles...
Overheard by sara, FM104
Posted on Monday, 20th August 2007
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Leprachauns are real...........I rest my case
Gardaí seek help tracing missing Dublin man
'He is 6 inches tall, with brown hair, blue eyes, and is of medium build.'
'Gardaí believe he may have travelled to England by ferry from Dublin Port.'
Overheard by Kim, on Breaking news website
Posted on Sunday, 26th November 2006
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