Bastard Face
Walking down O'Connell St.,and two junkies, a guy and a girl, screaimng at eachother,when the girl shouts at your man - "Gerroua me bastardin face", to which everyone in a 10 ft radius pissed themselves laughin - I Love My City!!!!!
Overheard by Rowan, O\'Connell Street
Posted on Monday, 20th October 2008
Skanger flirting
My cousin (who is quite handsome) was walking down O'Connell Street one day when a skanger girl shouted at him "Here Ung Fella, who own's ya?"
Overheard by Heather, Overheard on O'Connell St
Posted on Monday, 13th October 2008
He's bringing sexy back!
Two well-to-do women (around 50 odd) walk out of Arnotts on O Connell Street. One says to the other "I simply dont see the point in Justin Timberlake,mind you my daughter loves him"
Cue young skanger child (around 11-12) walking by yells "He brought sexy back ye thick! What have you done?"
Could not contain myself!
Overheard by Kal Kal, O'Connell Street
Posted on Saturday, 07th June 2008
Did u txt me?
Was on the no4 bus in ballymun. Skangerette called CJ? gets on pushing kid in buggy. One of her mates then gets on bus and starts screamin "CJ did you bleedin text me earlier?" Thinking skangerette 2 is also going to town the driver closes the doors. "ah here mister, I'm not getting on!Just wondering if CJ texted me!"
Overheard by ello, no4 bus
Posted on Friday, 04th April 2008
Final words.......
Was on Luas red line, about 10 passengers in total, including a couple sat right next to me. We're at the back of Busaras headin across to Connolly. Delightful scanger lady with daughter (about 6) and daughter's scooter in tow.
Scanger lady had already said a few gems, but t funniest had to be when the Luas stopped suddenly (for a change) cue lady to daughter:
'SHOIHE!...'
Then she thought about that and added:
'Oh jaysis chantalle, jus tink we nearly doye-id deer, n me last word ti u cudda bin shoihe!'
Needless to say myself and couple could barely contain ourselves.
Overheard by Iain, On Luas red line @ back of Busaras headin to Connolly
Posted on Sunday, 16th December 2007
An amusing retail anecdote
I was in the Frascati yesterday evening with my current girlfriend. Two ugly as sin girls approach us.
Girl #1: "Heore mister, do ya know where the tie shop is?"
I thought about it and said I wasn't sure there was a specialist one in the Frascati but pointed her in the direction of a mens outfitters.
Girl#2: "No, ties for the kids."
I explained that I wasn't sure if they did children's clothing.
Getting agitated, Girl#1: "No,ties, ties!!"
Cue much confusion!
Suddenly the blonde I'm with clicks, "I think she means toys!"
Girl#2: (giving us the filthies) "Dat's wha she said!"
Anyway, I pointed her in the direction of the toy shop and we stolled off chuckling to ourselves, leaving two very put out scangers staring after us!
Overheard by Tristan, Frascati Centre, Blackrock
Posted on Friday, 14th December 2007
Global warming...
Mammy Skanger - "Where IS Iceland?"
Mammy skanger's friend - "Marino."
Overheard by Ann, Illac Centre
Posted on Tuesday, 11th December 2007
Dublin Skangers arrive in New York
No so much heard in Dublin but... I flew to NYC recently, invariably the plane was filled with skangers, and after the plane landed all the passengers had made their way to retrieve their luggage from the carousel. I took up a position and waited(rather impatiently). I overheard 3 female 30 odd year old Dublin skangers. Then I heard one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.
Skanger Number 1: "Ah jaysus I bleedin forgot to bring teabags"
Skanger Number 2: "I didn't even think a that."
Skanger Number 3: "They've terrible tea over here."
Skanger Number 2: "I don't even drink tea but I'll probably want a cup."
(I have to mention that they had previously mentioned they had never been to America, how they knew for sure the tea is supposedly bad is beyond me)
Overheard by Flano, Baggage carousel No.6 JFK Airport
Posted on Thursday, 29th November 2007
Magic water
Two skanger birds dropping shapes walking along Aston quay, one turns to the other with a real matter of fact head on her, points at the Liffey & says 'ye know that comes frum the sea', other one nods in agreement!!
Overheard by Kev, Aston Quay
Posted on Tuesday, 27th November 2007
Trinity college lecturer's
So I'm walking down Talbot st on a saturday afternoon. Tracksuit wearer's are plentiful. A gaggle of skangers stand outside the back entrance to clery's and I overhear...
"Pato!!..getiz a starbar an a bottle eh yazoo, nice one bud!"
Overheard by foreigner, Talbot st, Dublin
Posted on Tuesday, 20th November 2007
Can ya smell it?
While working in arnotts at one of the cosmetics counters when, two middle aged women came up to the counter to take a spray of Elizabeth Taylors "White Diamonds" yuk!!! One turned to the other and said "I sprayed this on me last week and I can still smell it off me!!"
Overheard by Anonymous, Arnotts Dublin
Posted on Saturday, 17th November 2007
The warm stuff is over there
Two skangers going through the ice-creams.
One says to the other:
"They're all f**king frozen"
Overheard by Padge, Londis, Liffey Street
Posted on Friday, 16th November 2007
A slippery story on the 13A
Got the 13A bus from town to DCU with a friend a few weeks ago. The bus was packed so we ended up sitting upstairs behind two very drunk skangers! About half way to DCU one stands up and starts puking all over the place including down the stairs spraying people with bits of rice and dutch gold. By the time we got to our stop everyone was slipping all over the place on the vomit and I had vowed never to get the 13A again. EVER.
2 weeks later after waiting over 45 minutes for a bus,the 13A pulls up.Me and my friend decide to chance it. Upstairs we go and sit down. A few minutes later one of the lads a few seats up turns to his friend and says "Your stomach feelin' alrite this time?" and starts pissing himself laughing.
What are the chances!
Overheard by Janet, 13A bus from town to Ballymun
Posted on Wednesday, 07th November 2007
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