Bargain

A girl I used to work with was selling her car and made the mistake of putting a for sale sign and her mobile number on the back window. she got a phone call the next morning which went exactly like this..

Bloke: "Yeah how much are ye sellin it for"
Girl: "six and a half grand"
Man: "I'll give ye two and a half........ and a smack of me cock"

Overheard on Monday, 15th January 2007 - In work by Doon McCracken

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