Standing at security in Dublin Airport on Saturday morning. There were four very D4 women standing behind me. You know the type. Head to toe in designer gear with the accent to suit. One of them tapped me on the shoulder and actually said this, “ok yah, is water like, classed as a liquid???” I [...]
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Working in a sport’s shop in the Liffey Valley Shopping Centre when a girl with a strong D4 accent approaches: D4 Girl: “Hi! It’s like my boyfriend’s Dad’s birthday and I was wondering like if you goys sell any of the golf hurleys?” Me: “Golf Hurleys?” D4 Girl: “Yeah, the golf stick things they use [...]
Skanger buying one of those dreadful cowboy hats before the Neil Diamond Concert Skanger: “How much are de hats?” Seller: “7 euro each” Skanger: “Give us two for a tenner” Seller: “This is D4 luv not Kusadasi”
Overheard at D4 rugby club: While at a meeting in a Dublin r rugby club last night one guy turned to the other guy and said “gosh Collie you must have protestant blood in you, you have a hell of tan at the moment.”
Overheard at Grafton St.: Walking down Grafton St. just before Christmas – Passing by HMV as two D4 birds (bleached blonde) passed me. I only caught one line of the conversation when one said to the other: ”I’m so hungry my fanny’s chewing my leg” I was stopped dead in my tracks – proper D4 [...]
Overheard at 32B: On the bus, a D4 girl said: “You know how some people get Writers’ Block? Well I get Lunch Block — sometimes I just don’t know where to get lunch!” The state of some peoples’ minds shockens me.
Overheard at Posh Jewellers on Grafton St: I was buying a present for my wife in a posh jewellers on Grafton Street. Mentioned to the sales assistent whom was a posh D4 type girl that we were getting married and off on our honeymoon to South Africa, Conversation went like this Posh D4 sales assistent [...]