I was sitting at the front of a Luas from Stephen’s Green which had just left the platform. Next thing a posh woman behind shouts: “Get your feet down! Get your feet down! You’re in my country now!” Teenage Dubliner replies: “It’s our f**kin country as well!”
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Two young ladies on the Green line:- YL1: “Dey never clean dese trams!” YL2: “Yeah” YL1: “Sure just look at dat paper over der! How long d’ya reckon it’s been der? Look a’ da colour of it!” She was pointing to a discarded copy of the Financial Times.
On the luas this morning, heading into work. Mother gets on with daughter, about three. The daughter says something funny to mother. Mother: ‘Oh, your priceless!’ Daughter: ‘Mammy, I know that. I was free in Hamleys!’
3 kids arguing loudly on the Luas over who can sit where. This went on for a while until their Dad lost his patience. Dad to kids: “Did you know that in the animal kingdom they solve family problems by eating their young” Confused looks and silence from his kids.
I was studying for exams the other day when a friend of mine (Who has been living in Dublin all his Life) asked me ” You know the way you take the Luas Red line. . . . . . . . .Does it stop in Kildare village? ” He was Deadly Serious
When going to Heuston Station on a Friday evening, 2 big ladies barged their way onto the Luas at Jervis street. When we got to the Musuem I stood off to let some other passenger get out. As I was getting back on with my bag (which was a small backpack which was down by [...]
Two Dublin girls in their twenties on the Luas: Girl #1: “Did you see they found Osama Bin Laden in his house? What eejit hides in his house?” Girl #2: “Ah, but sure he was innocent anyway, they set him up, those Americans, they had no proof. Sure he wasn’t in the country at the [...]
Standing on the Luas comin from Tallaght one morning and 2 drunks got on at Heuston. There was a girl obviously going to work all dolled up in makeup and a (more…)