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Overheard at Northside Pub: Working in a pub on the northside, two lads standing outside smoking when the Guinness delivery arrives, after taking off the large kegs they roll a few half size kegs past the lads, one turns to the other and says “I wonder what’s in them”, without a moments hesitation the other [...]

Overheard by: 'Nick' | January 8, 2013 | No Comment
Location: Northside Pub
Under: Overheard in Dublin
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Up for a game at Croke Park during the Summer. Paid the 10 Euro to the local 12 year old ‘head the ball’-to-be so he’d look after the car. A bmw parked behind and the yound lad roars… “giz 10 euro an’ I’ll mind yer car”. Yer man replied, pleased as punch…. “No, that’s ok. [...]

Overheard by: '' | November 9, 2012 | 2 Comments
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A friend of my dads was going on holiday and wanted to buy some clip on sunglasses to attach to his specs. He went into a chemist and asked the girl behind the counter if they sold any. “Fraddles?” asked the shop assistant.”Yeah Fraddles, is that what they’re called? I’ll have a pair of Fraddles [...]

Overheard by: 'Anonymous' | November 7, 2012 | No Comment
Location: in an unamed Dublin Chemist
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On Halloween night I was the designated trick-or-treater greeter. Opened the door to 4 skeletons and gave them all sweets. One of them held the chocolate bar in his hand and gave me a disgusted look and said to me “Have you no money, no?”

Overheard by: 'butterfly' | November 1, 2012 | No Comment
Location: at home
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Halloween night at around 11pm we got a knock on the door. I thought it was a bit late for trick or treaters but lo and behold there was a girl standing there about 15. She was wearing a cutoff bellytop that used to be an adidas jacket. She had a belt around her waist [...]

Overheard by: 'Anonymous' | October 31, 2012 | No Comment
Location: my front door
Under: Overheard in Dublin
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Hairdresser says to woman in chair next to me “is ur young fella dressin’ up this evenin?”, to which woman replies “yes, he’s dressing up as Lucifer”. Hairdresser stops, thinks, chews gum a bit harder, and eventually says “is tha ur man in Cinderella?”

Overheard by: 'Deirdre' | October 31, 2012 | 1 Comment
Location: Hairdressers in Ongar, Clonsilla
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My Aunt was reading an artical on the front page of the local newspaper about ‘Ghost Estates’ (Derelict housing estates built before the economic downturn), she turns to me and says “I knew those houses were haunted!”

Overheard by: 'Anonymous' | June 27, 2011 | 1 Comment
Location: at home
Under: Overheard in Dublin
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In a chemist the other day a girl asked the chemist: “what is the difference between paracetamol and (more…)

Overheard by: 'Anonymous' | May 16, 2011 | No Comment
Location: Boots Grafton St
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2 middle aged men walking in the Ilac centre. As I walked past them, one said to the other…. “I f**king hate him, he thinks he’s mad with (more…)

Overheard by: 'Anonymous' | May 16, 2011 | No Comment
Location: Ilac Centre
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2 patients sitting in a smoking area in a Dublin hospital. Man: “Sure they have me on 12 tablets a day!” Woman: “Sure all them f**king tablets wud make u sick!”

Overheard by: 'Anonymous' | May 16, 2011 | No Comment
Location: Tallaght Hospital
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