Ryanair Pilot after arriving in Dublin: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed your flight with Ryanair. If you have any comments or questions, please do not hesitate to look me up on Facebook.” We all chuckle thinking he was joking but then he proceeds to announce his name.
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On Ryanair flight to London: Pilot: “Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of myself, my co-pilot and cabincrew, I’d like to welcome you aboard the 11.30 flight from Dublin to…… (long pause)…. …emmmm London Stansted.”
Guy browsing on iPhone says to girlfriend: “I’m reading here that the man who took Ryanair to court for losing his luggage has lost his case.” D4 Girl: ….”oh” I don’t think she got it.