2 American tourists were stopped on O’Connell Street pondering in which direction to head.Tourist #1: “Which way should we go?”Tourist #2: “I’m not sure, let’s ask those athletes over there.” Upon spying a group of young lads clad in their usual attire of tracksuit and ill-fitting baseball cap.
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2 Mormons handing out literature on Henry street. A woman passing by angrily reacts when one of them hands a leaflet to her teenage daughter. Woman:”Don’t be trying to brainwash my child!” One of the mormons strongly defends his colleague. Mormon: “Sorry mam, but please don’t cast aspersions on my friend.” Woman: I wasn’t casting [...]
Overheard on Parnell Street, a young woman with dyed blonde hair and a strong northside accent: “I go’ me hair dyed ‘n’ all…all I have to get now is me tinsel and lemonade.”
I was waiting for a friend on ‘O Connell Street on Arthur’s day and I was approached by a woman absolutely out of her face!. Skanger: “Here love, ye haven got a smoke have ye??” I gave her one in hope she would go away but she approached me again. Skanger: “Je wanna buy any [...]
Overheard walking passed a school in Dublin on Junior Cert results day. While sitting on the steps of the school opening the envelope one girl screams “YES, I knew I wasnt f*ckin’ stupid!” She obviously got what she wanted.
Sitting at a bus stop on Dorset street and two girls start getting excited. Girl 1: “Oh my god, its deffo him!” Girl 2: “Lets go over and get an autograph!” (Girls run over to man a few feet up from us) Girl 1: “Hey your Brian NcFadden arent ya?” Girl 2: “Can we have [...]
On Liffey Street I saw a gang of lads hanging about. A girl walked by and one of the lads, about 16 years old, says “here luv, how would you like to ruin the rest of your life?”
I was walking down Marrowbone lane near the Guinness Brewery, when I saw a man with a horse. The man’s friend was across the street and called out to him: Friend: ‘Alright man!’ Man with horse: ‘Ah how’s it goin’?’ Friend: ‘Not a bother. Nice horse.’ Man with horse: ‘Ah cheers, I swapped me missus [...]