My workmate posted on facebook that his wife had gone to the chipper in her PJs as a joke. Some of the other lads thought this was hilarious and started slagging him about it. One of them while out on a delivery to a Clonliffe House spotted a young one in her PJs (midday of [...]
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Sitting in the canteen in work having a banana yogurt for my lunch when a girl I work with says “I’m eating strawberries but all I can smell is Phil’s banana” cue everyone bursting out laughing and her going bright red.
A work colleague, who’s a major cycling enthusiast, turned up in the office last week sporting a serious brace around his right wrist. “How did you get that?” I asked casually, “Did you have a tumble?” “Naw, watching the women’s beach volleyball in the Olympics” came the reply. I believed him too.
Was in canteen in work and overheard this conversation being held between two work colleagues – one a true Dub, the other a man from Cameroon: Dub: “Sure the council is not doing anythin anymore, the\’re even privatising the Refuge Collections” Cameroon man: “eh?” Dub: “Yes they are giving them to the likes of Panda [...]
1st Woman: “It will be Damien’s birthday on Christmas Day.” 2nd Woman: “Really? So why isn’t he called…. (long pause)…. Christopher???” Overheard in an office on Clare Street, Dublin 2.
Back when Brian Cowan was Taoiseach and Brian Lenihan was Minister for Finance, I worked for a hydraulic distribution company, One day my trade counter was entered by three travellers looking to buy a new powerwasher hose, one of the travellers kept arguing over the price I had quoted and demanded I get the manager [...]
Overheard at At work in Athlone(not naming the company!): Like a lot of people I know, I am often in the habit of responding verbally to dialog boxes or error messages on the computer.(e.g. a box pops up saying “Do you want to continue YES/NO” and as I click on YES, I say “Yeah, I [...]
Overheard at In work: Long conversation with a friend about a person called Brendan, and my mate continued to refer to him as “Bob”, Me; Why the hell do you keep calling him “Bob”? Freind; Well people called Brendan are also called “Bob”. Me: Eh no, People called Robert are also known as ” Bob”. [...]