The milk thieves
On the way home from college, two lads on the back of the bus were talking about their friend who was put in prison,'what did he get put in the joy for?' , 'he robbed the milkman, yea he managed to get €300 and a carton of strawberry milk'
Overheard by Rachel, on the 45a
Posted on Sunday, 17th January 2010
Nothing odd about Dublin
I was Dublin for the first time ever last month and couldn't have come across a more helpful taxi driver who took me straight from Dublin Airport to my mate's place in Cabra. While looking for the correct house number the driver says, "So, look, the even numbers are on that side of the road, and the uneven numbers are over on this side."
Overheard by Dirty PJ, Taxi, Cabra Park
Posted on Saturday, 16th January 2010
Have they no shame?
"I'll ride her fella again if she comes near me!" - Fat Howaya shouting over the phone.
Overheard by Max, On the 18hr train from Drogheda to Connolly - 14 Jan 2010
Posted on Friday, 15th January 2010
Mister cranky on the 39
Getting on a packed bus last week during one of the coldest days this winter. On the upper deck, a middle aged woman gets on and opens one of the windows. The man sitting behind her immediately picks up his mobile and dials:
Man: 'Hi how are you? Yeah? I'm sitting on the bus and if another person opens an effing window I'm gonna kill them right out! Okay, see you, bye.'
Cue strange looks from all passengers.
Overheard by Anonymous, 39 on Dame Street
Posted on Tuesday, 12th January 2010
Attention span of college girls today?
Traveling on the train from Maynooth to Dublin, I overheard a college girl chatting to her friends: 'I get such an itchy arse when I wear tights, why did i wear them toda.. OMG! an anorexic snowman!.... What were we talking about?'
Overheard by Anonymous, Maynooth train
Posted on Monday, 11th January 2010
A case of the GHDs
There was this kid going absolutely bloody mental on the bus this morning... his mother turned around to the woman next to her and said "I think he has a touch of dat GHD ting" the woman replied "I think you mean ADHT" to which the mother said "No, GHD the one that makes dem all hyper n'all, GHD it stands for somethin, hyper, disease"
Overheard by Anonymous, 122 bus (Cabra to Drimnagh)
Posted on Monday, 04th January 2010
Allternative therapies
Girl#1: "I was wondering what the deal is with this colonic irrigation thing."
Girl#2: "Ah sure thats a load of shite."
Overheard by J, On the 66 into town
Posted on Wednesday, 23rd December 2009
Typical D4
Two D4 lads after getting on the 46a bus at ucd:
D4 1: "I don't get why you say thanks getting ON the bus??!"
D4 2: "Eh coz he stopped for me and let me on his mode of transport!!"
Overheard by Keith, 46A Bus
Posted on Thursday, 10th December 2009
Damage
I sat between two students on the bus into town yesterday afternoon. They were both about 18 or 19, well dressed country girls coming from DCU I reckon.
They were carefully looking out the window at some male students who had just got off the bus and were walking down Dorset Street. One young man in particular was drawing their attention.
"I'd fockin do damage to him" said one young lady, decisively.
Overheard by 13, Dublin Bus
Posted on Monday, 23rd November 2009
Sounds painful
One elderly lady telling another that her sister-in-law was "ridiculed" with arthritis.
Overheard by Anonymous, 39 bus
Posted on Tuesday, 10th November 2009
Healthy Sadness
On the 79a going home on a Wedneday evening, a couple down the back were chatting away. The man exclaims that he read in the Sun that it is healthy for you to be sad, on which the woman stated "Well then, I must be f**king really fit!!".
Overheard by Anonymous, 79a Bus to Ballyfermot
Posted on Friday, 06th November 2009
Dis is me stop
So this yung fella is on the 39 bus into town I wouldn't say he was older than 21 but I only caught parts of what he was saying.
The first thing I heard him say was "yer man makes his own bullets and ye get 400 rounds for $40" in his thick Dublin accent then I heard "f***** rapah" (I presume he meant rapid) then I heard him say was "I got a box and ye keep all yer weed in it was only $5 man f***** savage ye can keep a 50 bag innit"
Last thing was "dis is me stop" guess where he gets off….the four courts, surprise surprise!!!
Overheard by louise, 39 bus into town
Posted on Wednesday, 04th November 2009
They might change??!
Guy talking loudly on his mobile.
"Well, no, they're not identical twins yet"
Overheard by language.nerd., On the Luas
Posted on Saturday, 31st October 2009
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